Today is Cycle Day 2 (again if that means nothing to you - just move on).
So what does that mean? Am I pregnant?
No you silly goose. Of course not. But thanks for checking in.
Also, we need to do IVF because I'm getting tired of this game.
I promise if you keep reading I do talk (and think) about things other than infertility. Really I'm a great person. I do really interesting research. I love my dissertation. I say funny and witty things. I get snarky. And in my real life people's eyes NEVER glaze over while I continue to talk about how gosh darn hard it is to have a baby. (Why did my middle school teachers all lie to me!)
That other thing I do: